Name: J (email me )

You Can Listen To Me: Weekday Mornings 5:30am - 10am

Birthdate: February 25

THINGS I'VE LEARNED...

Talking on the radio... is for those who have an opinion. You don't have to agree with that opinion, but you should if it's mine.

Culture Clash... is daily life in South Florida. If you don't accept & respect it, you'll be miserable here.

Everyone has a story... about the time they nearly died. Mine was being helicopter'd out of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. It was the best feeling getting out of there, but it was also the worst when the helicopter door opened and I almost fell 1,000 feet to the flooded streets of the lower 9th ward. I was caught by one of my fellow broadcasters. Thanks by the way, great catch!

Street Celebrities (Bums) to Millionaires... is what you'll find in South Florida. The problem is it's one or the other. More than most of the USA, the middle-class is non-existent here and that's sad.

Appreciate the view... of those on their way up; it makes you appreciate the place where you stand more. Both in business and riding the escalator at Aventura Mall.

Normal... is boring.

Nap Time... is a necessity, but seldomly happens.

Glorious Words... are never spoken after sex, but only during.

Safety is... when you cover your ass. There are a lot of people constantly trying to screw you. Too many people show envy by being critical, not by providing a compliment. "The devil doesn't need an advocate."

Comedic Timing... is something you're born with, not formulated.

Humor is generated by... risk and reality. Not every one finds me funny, but that's because they're usually the ones I'm making fun of.

On the tip of my tongue... is the taste of coffee. Cuban coffee makes me feel drunk. Seattle coffee makes me feel at home. South Florida coffee makes me feel like I just wasted $4.00.

Exploring South Florida has... been a learning experience. Your exploring experience depends on what red light you get stuck at here.

Persistence will get you... to the top and her bra off.

Surprise a guest and... expect the truth. Usually if you ask a question you know they're not prepared for, you finally get a glimpse of their true character.

I drank beer... for the first time in 6th grade. I was arrested and got a Minor in Possession. I spent the afternoon in juvenile hall with a police officer wondering how I bought a 40 oz. of Old English at such a young age. It might have been the best thing that's ever happened to me. Four years later I started my career.

Birthdays... are weird! People celebrate a day when their mother experienced the worst pain ever! Why do people say congratulations? Did they expect you do die? February 25th is my birthday if you want to pretend to care.

The worst state is... a toss up between Wyoming, Oklahoma or being hung-over.

A politician I respect is... John Kerry. I don't necessarily agree with all of his beliefs, but when I interviewed him in the heat of the 2004 presidential campaign, I asked him the dumbest questions to get a rise out of him. Secret Service literally almost killed me, but he was cool enough to understand it's for entertainment purposes. I wish everyone else could see that too.

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  South Florida Adventures
  Every month J writes for South Florida Adventures magazine which is distributed throughout Florida. It's the only magazine dedicated specifically to the adventurous and outdoor lifestyle of those in South Florida. From skydiving to scuba diving SFA covers it all. For more, check out SouthFloridaAdventures.com .
  
  
  
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