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Name: Rae (email me)

You Can Listen To Me: Weekends

Birthday: August 17 (High Five to the Leos)

I'm a married Wii-aholic with children. My children are 2 cats (Buddah Bean & Aries) AND 2 dogs (Cindy Sue The Moo & Wickit Wang). All four have personalities of their own and think they are human, so they are my children.

I am a minority. No, I am not speaking on race, gender or religion. I live in the 21st century and I don't have cable. I shall overcome one day.

Yes, I was on that reality show AND No, I don't want to talk about it unless massive quantities of beer are involved.

Thanks for scrolling me over. For more about what floats through my head read on.........

Two Things I've Learned

Honesty is the best policy
You should be exactly who you are at all times

Motto: Know thy self and then be thy self

Favorite Movies: Crank, Anything Pixar, Spaceballs, 40 Year Old Virgin, Harold & Kumar Go To White Caste, all the Broken Lizard flicks and the ultimate must see movie is "Idiocracy"! (Luke Wilson should have received an Oscar for his performance)
1. Travel to each U.S. state in a VW bus with the sole intention of getting a shot glass from every state.
2. Go to Amsterdam
3. Meet a president (preferably of the United States, not the Hair Club For Men)
4. Go to a Super Bowl (hopefully one the Miami Dolphins are in and win)
5. Skydive
6. Catch a shark
7. Swim with Dolphins
8. Ride a roller coaster with my husband
9. Hitchhike across the state of Florida with my hubby and our dogs
10. Appear on the Oprah show
1. Compromise
2. No worries about the amount or type of food that you consume
3. He does the laundry
4. Parents stop asking, "When are you going to get married?"
5. No longer having to drive
1. Compromise
2. House breaking him is a daily challenge
3. All the pink clothing
4. Parents start asking. "When are you going to give us grandchildren?"
5. All the male bodily functions
Liki Tiki Dictionary
B: Technically short for Brian or Bi%$h. It is a term used towards someone you really like or really dislike.
Mmaaaaa: It's the sound that a small child might make. When used properly, it can alert friends that they being pansies
Wolf: An important term that can be screamed or whispered. It is used to describe frustration in situational moments. You might "wolf" a friend that insults you or a boss that gives you last minute work on Friday at 5:00pm.
Ruff: Male version of Wolf. See Wolf.
Saucy: Used to describe something witty or rude OR when someone starts breaking out with the fancy dance moves. Must be delivered with a very sarcastic tone.

Ultimate Quotable Lines
"Write that down!"
"You know how I know you are gay?"
"We're not that drunk!"
"They're not that drunk!"
"Little eight and a half pound baby Jesus!"
"Dibs!"